Fred
| Name: | Fred Ramirez |
| Profession: | Office Drone |
| Marital Status: | Single |
| Sexual Orientation: | 69 :) |
| Interests: | Drinking, gambling, questioning authority, basketball, video games and corrupting our youth. |
Reese
| Name: | Reese Daniels |
| Profession: | Software Systems Engineer (hooray for bloated titles) |
| Marital Status: | Single |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Interests: | History, art, movies, basketball, travel |
Gordo
| Name: | Galeno "Gordo" Gonzales |
| Profession: | Between Gigs |
| Marital Status: | Single |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Interests: | Drumming in my band Sexual Illusionz. Watching football (both kinds) baseball, basketball and hockey. Go Lakers! Assembling and painting car models. Reading good graphic novels. |
Jeff
| Name: | Jeff Carver Prickface von Dickwad III |
| Profession: | Salesman Asshole |
| Marital Status: | Single, Desperate and Horny! |
| Sexual Orientation: | Straight!!! Vaginas only!!!! I will be checking. |
| Interests: | Cruising in my brand new Mercedes, drinking fine wine, meeting sexy ladies and closing the deal. Orchestrating the downfall of humanity, making obscene gestures, hassling old people, horse fucking and strangling my dates. |
In order to assure 100% accuracy I had no choice but to update Jeff's profile myself.
-- Fred
-- Fred